ORIGINAL RETRO BRAND WINS NOBEL PRIZE FOR APPAREL!

SOFTEST, BEST FITTING, & NIDDYITS DRINK OF CHOICE

Sweden, (AP International) – In a new category for outstanding contributions to the apparel industry, the Original Retro Brand was awarded the prestigious Nobel Prize this morning.  At a press conference at the Swedish Consulate, Nobel Laureate Uri Niddyit, made the announcement before a standing room only crowd that erupted in delight at the news.  The main focus of Niddyit’s speech highlighted the Original Retro Brand’s commitment to making the softest, best fitting, most comfortable, and most fashionable apparel on the planet.

Original Retro Brand’s CEO Marc Herman could not be reached for comment, as phone lines have been jammed, and company computers have crashed due to outpouring of well-wishers trying to make contact.

NIDDYIT AFTER DRINK OF CHOCIE

A statement was released by Original Retro Brand Marketing Director Cassidy Moore, which said “All of the shirts, fleece, thermals and hats, from size extra-small to double extra large, are honored the Swedish Academy & Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, Arts & Fabrics of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, have bestowed this award upon them.”

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NEW ORIGINAL RETRO BRAND MARCH MADNESS FREE T-SHIRT CONTEST!

Before we get to the new contest we’ll be starting next week, we have some unfinished business to handle for the 7th and last week of the  “What’s Your College Knowledge Contest?” Kevinnick Pong picked 5 out of 6 games correctly, and is our final winner.  His only loss was Louisville rising to the occasion to beat Syracuse for the second time this year (not one entry picked that game correctly).

The folks at Original Retro Brand had a blast with the contest, and hope you did too.  I personally appreciated all the contestants and made some good buddies over the course of the competition (all had a better record than my underwhelming 16-21).  Well my friends, I have good news and bad news.  The bad news is there won’t be a chance to win a FREE Original Retro Brand t-shirt this week.  The good news is that we have a MARCH MADNESS contest slated to start next Monday, 3/15, and we’ll yet again give you an opportunity to win the softest, best fitting, most comfortable Original Retro Brand apparel on the planet throughout the course of the tournament, leading up to and including the Final Four and Championship game on April 5th.  And just because we won’t be giving away a FREE t-shirt this week, doesn’t mean we still can’t offer a nice 25% off sale.  Just check back here later tonight to find out about how that’s workin’.  Melanie here will give you a little hint.

TIME TO BE SEEN...

...WEARIN' O' THE GREEN

Can you believe we get a new Original Retro Brand contest, an extra hour of daylight, St. Patrick’s Day, Spring, and a new set of  Brackets all next week?  Be sure to check back next Monday for all of the details and enjoy the Confernece tourney’s.  Speaking of conference tourney’s, the Original Retro Brand is an official sponsor of the WCC tournament, and will be on hand in Las Vegas tonight for the final between Gonzaga & St. Mary’s.

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